Original premise
My flight was delayed for two hours.
Level 1 · Literal
My flight departed two hours later than scheduled.
- Mechanism
- Plain information
- What changed
- The sentence reports the event with no comic framing.
Station 03 · Comic intensity regulator
Choose a premise and move the analog dial through five editorial treatments. Each position changes the framing, not an objective quantity of funniness. The readout explains which mechanism was added and what changed from the plain statement.
Original premise
My flight was delayed for two hours.
Level 1 · Literal
My flight departed two hours later than scheduled.
The five positions describe increasing intervention: a literal report, a lightly framed observation, an obvious joke structure, a large exaggeration, and an absurd alternate reality. That progression is useful for comparison, but audiences may prefer any point on the dial. Restraint can fit a dry voice; absurdity can fit a playful one.
The meter does not measure laughter, quality, or audience response. It is a control metaphor for observing how specificity, personification, scale, incongruity, and world-building can transform the same underlying information.
Keep the factual core in view while turning the dial. At lower settings the wording stays close to the event. At higher settings the treatment invents consequences, agents, or worlds that could not literally exist. The explanation below every result names that movement directly.
Because every premise has all five levels prewritten, the experiment works without a generation API and offers a stable comparison each time it is revisited.